squidbeard:hello-zombie:Lovecraft by Greg Ruth
I have had this saved in my drafts for weeeeeeeks, waiting, for just the right moment, the right mood.
I just got off the phone with my ex-landlady, and I cannot tell you how absolutely maddening she is. She still hasn’t paid us our deposit. We moved out in August. Now she’s claiming she doesn’t owe us anything, and that we gave her 3000nis less than we did.
Oh. Hell. No.
Woman, now you got me mad, and that doesn’t happen very easily, not at all, but once it does, all bets are off. You wanna play hard ball? Ok. Bring it.